ASOS Has Released This Rather Peculiar 'Blood' Choker For Halloween

Is it just us, or is there something a little off about this thing?

Okay, now, before we get into this, I’d just like to say that I do not have a dirty mind. Sure, heavy exposure to the internet might have affected the way I think and look at certain things, but I think even the purest people will be able to see that there is something majorly wrong with this “Blood” choker from ASOS.

ASOS
ASOS

Do you see it? Do you see what’s wrong? Do we really need to point it out?

It’s white.

This thing is marketed as a “Blood” inspired item, and it’s white. It’s quite difficult to see why on Earth the folks over at ASOS decided on this little peculiarity, but hey, they’re the fashion experts!

Chokers are pretty popular at the moment and Halloween is drawing nearer, so the idea of a spooky choker like this isn’t a bad one. We just don’t know why it’s white.

ASOS
ASOS

What do you think it looks like? If you have a bit of a dirty mind, you probably instantly thought of a certain bodily fluid that most definitely is not blood. If you’re a little more innocent, maybe you think it looks like wax dripping from a candle. Either way, it does not remind us of blood. At all.

ASOS
ASOS

The internet has responded in all the usual ways. On Reddit, Twitter and Facebook, people are offering their own opinions¬†on this strange little accessory. Some have suggested that ASOS should rename the item to “Pearl Necklace” while others have pointed out that it looks quite a lot like Cinnabon frosting. What’s your view? SHARE the article and let us know.