A Wife Catches Her Husband In Bed With Another Woman, and This Was His Outrageous Response

It was nothing but a generous, unselfish good deed…

A wife comes home from work early, only to find her husband sleeping with a younger woman in their bedroom. She’s distraught…

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“You are a disrespectful pig!” she yells. “How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children. I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!”

The husband gathers his thoughts and says, “Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.”

“Fine, go ahead,” she cries, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!!”

“Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight.”

“Go on…” Now, she’s intrigued.

“The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight…”

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“I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same…”

And then came the real zinger…

“She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘ Please do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?'”

Well, there was one other thing…