I feel like we live in a day and age where you can’t really trust anyone any more, and you know what’s worse? You can’t even trust yourself… Here are some other people you really can’t trust!
1. I swear I’ve probably opened a dozen of these…let down every time.
2. Master of Manipulation
3. You wanna get left on the street? Because that’s how you get left on the street.
4. “I don’t remember ordering the super small size?”